1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:13,514 - one, two three, four, Five, six, shake it, dude. 2 00:00:13,547 --> 00:00:21,455 * 3 00:00:35,303 --> 00:00:38,072 - * cue the pulse to begin 4 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:46,147 * 5 00:00:46,180 --> 00:00:49,550 * cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:53,454 * cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:53,487 --> 00:00:56,257 * cue the pulse to begin 8 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:10,471 - * you keep on going 9 00:01:10,504 --> 00:01:15,443 * you keep on going 10 00:01:15,476 --> 00:01:20,248 * you keep on going 11 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:24,718 * you keep on going 12 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:29,357 * the road is long 13 00:01:29,390 --> 00:01:34,495 * your legs are tired 14 00:01:34,528 --> 00:01:38,532 * your hands are shaky 15 00:01:38,566 --> 00:01:43,804 * you keep riding on 16 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:48,676 * you keep on going 17 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:53,647 * in the heat of the day 18 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:57,918 * you keep on going 19 00:01:57,951 --> 00:02:02,890 * going all the way 20 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:07,761 * you keep on going 21 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:12,533 * going through the night 22 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:17,171 * you keep on going 23 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:20,574 * going toward the light 24 00:02:20,608 --> 00:02:24,178 - married? Married? Oh, my god! 25 00:02:24,212 --> 00:02:25,279 - yeah, we did it In toronto. 26 00:02:25,313 --> 00:02:26,514 - where it's actually legal. 27 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:28,282 - we wish you'd been there With us. 28 00:02:28,316 --> 00:02:29,717 - oh, us too. 29 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:30,951 Well, I'm going to cry anyway. 30 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,253 - when we get back, 31 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,254 We'll all go out and celebrate. 32 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,688 - the two married couples. 33 00:02:34,722 --> 00:02:36,257 Call us if the baby 34 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:37,958 Crosses the finish line Before we do. 35 00:02:37,991 --> 00:02:39,593 - oy, vey! Stop with the worrying. 36 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:40,661 - see you in a few days. 37 00:02:40,694 --> 00:02:42,530 - and congratulations. 38 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:47,268 - okay, bye. - b-bye...Bye. 39 00:02:47,301 --> 00:02:49,837 - married. Legally. 40 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,405 - at least in canada. 41 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,806 - someday, here. 42 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,542 - that's when gay people Will find out-- 43 00:02:54,575 --> 00:02:56,210 Be careful what you wish for. 44 00:02:56,244 --> 00:02:57,978 It might come true. - that's for sure. 45 00:02:58,011 --> 00:02:59,680 What makes them think they'll Be any better at it 46 00:02:59,713 --> 00:03:01,449 Than those long-suffering Straight people? 47 00:03:01,482 --> 00:03:02,950 - the only people who'll Profit from it 48 00:03:02,983 --> 00:03:04,618 Are divorce lawyers. 49 00:03:04,652 --> 00:03:06,554 They'll have a whole new Clientele to bill. 50 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:08,289 - I guess that's One good thing about 51 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,491 Not being allowed to marry. 52 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,327 - not having to get a divorce? 53 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,200 - next. 54 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:26,340 - how long were you in canada? - two days. 55 00:03:26,374 --> 00:03:27,775 - purpose of visit? 56 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:29,777 - we're doing a bicycle ride For charity. 57 00:03:29,810 --> 00:03:31,845 - both your names are on this. 58 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:33,981 - it says spouses can use The same form. 59 00:03:34,014 --> 00:03:37,518 - um, while we were in toronto, Officer, 60 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,453 We took advantage of the fact That same-sex marriages 61 00:03:39,487 --> 00:03:41,855 Are legal. - so we tied the knot. 62 00:03:41,889 --> 00:03:43,991 They're husband and husband. 63 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:49,863 - who's he? Both: our son. 64 00:03:49,897 --> 00:03:52,032 - you know, this may be legal In canada, 65 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,667 But the united states Of america 66 00:03:53,701 --> 00:03:55,403 Doesn't recognize gay Marriages. 67 00:03:55,436 --> 00:03:56,737 - oh, come on, officer, 68 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,472 They're just a couple Of crazy kids 69 00:03:58,506 --> 00:04:01,542 Who fell in love and got Hitched--give 'em a break. 70 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,277 - if you want to enter The country, 71 00:04:03,311 --> 00:04:04,545 You're going to have to fill Out two separate forms, 72 00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,980 As single individuals. Next! 73 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:15,623 - did you bring any fruit Into the country? 74 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:19,393 - 250 of them, on bicycles. 75 00:04:19,427 --> 00:04:21,061 - the purpose of your visit To canada was 76 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,532 "To experience the greatest joy I've ever known 77 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:26,834 Seeing my gay son marry His lover." 78 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:29,036 - you got a problem With that, butz? 79 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:30,571 - ma. 80 00:04:30,604 --> 00:04:33,073 - as I explained to your son, 81 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:34,642 The government Of the united states 82 00:04:34,675 --> 00:04:37,044 Doesn't recognize gays Getting married. 83 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:41,382 - but you do recognize Britney spears 84 00:04:41,415 --> 00:04:42,916 Getting loaded and married One night, 85 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:45,853 And having it annulled The next morning. 86 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:47,655 Or two total strangers Getting married 87 00:04:47,688 --> 00:04:50,558 For a million fuckin' bucks On television. 88 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:52,526 Is that the sanctity Of marriage 89 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:54,061 That you assholes are Protecting? 90 00:04:54,094 --> 00:04:55,929 - ma! - well, what is this shit-- 91 00:04:55,963 --> 00:04:58,098 Not letting you back In your own country? 92 00:04:58,131 --> 00:05:00,968 Like your marriage doesn't Count? 93 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:02,570 You know, if it's good enough For canada 94 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:03,671 And the queen of Fuckin' england, 95 00:05:03,704 --> 00:05:08,409 Then it's good enough for butz. 96 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:11,579 - ma'am? 97 00:05:11,612 --> 00:05:14,081 Do you like smoked salmon? 98 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,750 - what does that have to do With anything? 99 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,686 'cause if you don't shut up, 100 00:05:18,719 --> 00:05:21,489 You're going to spend the rest Of your life in nova scotia. 101 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,424 Next. 102 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:28,429 - I had these mocked up Just to get a feel. 103 00:05:28,462 --> 00:05:30,964 - huh. It feels unreal. 104 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,966 - for now, but not for long. 105 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:36,570 I also asked a production Designer I have in mind 106 00:05:36,604 --> 00:05:39,106 To do a rendering Of rage's lair. 107 00:05:39,139 --> 00:05:42,576 What do you think? 108 00:05:42,610 --> 00:05:46,447 - uh... It's good. 109 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,582 - it needs to be darker. 110 00:05:48,616 --> 00:05:50,718 Not dark scary, but dark sexy. 111 00:05:50,751 --> 00:05:53,587 A place you dream Of getting fucked in. 112 00:05:53,621 --> 00:05:55,489 And his bed should be More center, 113 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,458 And raised, like an altar. 114 00:05:57,491 --> 00:06:00,060 Since rage's sexual energy is What motivates the character 115 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:01,629 And drives the action. 116 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:03,464 - I couldn't have put it better Myself. 117 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:09,470 [intercom beeps] - brett, marty's on the line. 118 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,671 - hi, marty. 119 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,007 Yeah, it was a good meeting. 120 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:16,143 That's why I wanted you To meet him. 121 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,611 Uh-huh. 122 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:21,081 Well, if you say so. 123 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:26,754 You're the boss. 124 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,656 We got the green light. 125 00:06:28,689 --> 00:06:31,024 - that's awesome. 126 00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:32,526 - you were awesome. 127 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:33,827 You showed everyone In that meeting 128 00:06:33,861 --> 00:06:36,163 The one thing hollywood fears Most. 129 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,966 - bad hair? - honesty. 130 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:42,102 - I was just speaking my mind. - say, you hungry? 131 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:44,104 Getting a go always Makes me famished. 132 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:47,941 Blair, get me a table at spago. - you got it. 133 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:50,711 - if you're lucky, we may have A nancy reagan sighting 134 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:53,714 - oh, and, cancel mr. Taylor's Flight. 135 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:56,517 He'll be staying until tomorrow. - what for? 136 00:06:56,550 --> 00:06:58,552 - you just got a picture Picked up. 137 00:06:58,586 --> 00:07:01,822 You can't leave town Without celebrating. 138 00:07:07,561 --> 00:07:10,731 - this seat taken? 139 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,567 Oh, god. My aching tush. 140 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:17,538 It's been given a workout Before, but never like this. 141 00:07:17,571 --> 00:07:20,207 How's yours? - it's fine. 142 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,110 - well, how are your meat balls? - they're both fine. 143 00:07:23,143 --> 00:07:26,880 - well, something's not fine. 144 00:07:26,914 --> 00:07:28,582 - tomorrow's my birthday. 145 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:29,950 - unless you've been reborn, 146 00:07:29,983 --> 00:07:31,218 Your birthday's in august. 147 00:07:31,251 --> 00:07:34,555 - my 12-step birthday. 148 00:07:34,588 --> 00:07:36,490 It'll be six months since I've been in the program. 149 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,593 - I'll drink to that. 150 00:07:39,627 --> 00:07:42,095 Just trying to keep things gay. 151 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:45,032 - I don't feel very gay Right now. 152 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,100 - this is exactly What I was afraid of. 153 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:48,569 It's the longest I've gone Without a meeting 154 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,838 Since getting out of rehab, And... 155 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:55,843 I am feeling nervous, Anxious... 156 00:07:55,876 --> 00:08:00,581 Lost. 157 00:08:00,614 --> 00:08:01,882 - there you go, honey. 158 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:04,818 There's plenty more If you want seconds. 159 00:08:14,161 --> 00:08:16,730 - why don't you sit down And eat something? 160 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:18,866 - I'm not hungry. - come on, ma, 161 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:20,934 You need to keep up Your strength too. 162 00:08:20,968 --> 00:08:23,871 - goddamn border guard Not letting you in! 163 00:08:23,904 --> 00:08:26,306 He was just following the law. 164 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:28,809 Marriage doesn't exist. At least, not for us, not here. 165 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:31,745 - but it will. Once the snowball Starts rolling, 166 00:08:31,779 --> 00:08:34,748 There's no way to stop it. - this way. 167 00:08:34,782 --> 00:08:38,151 Right over here. - what? 168 00:08:38,185 --> 00:08:40,754 Oh, my god! 169 00:08:40,788 --> 00:08:44,191 - well? - what the fuck is that? 170 00:08:44,224 --> 00:08:46,326 - well, you've been to enough Heterosexual suicide pacts 171 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,096 To know-- This is a wedding cake. 172 00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:51,164 [debbie laughs] 173 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:53,934 - it's for your reception. - I mean where'd it come from? 174 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,235 - and in the middle of nowhere. 175 00:08:55,268 --> 00:08:56,837 - we're back in the u.S. Of a. 176 00:08:56,870 --> 00:09:00,741 For enough money, You can buy anything. 177 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:05,078 - and here's a little something To wash it down with. 178 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:07,314 - that stuff costs a fortune. - I'll pour. 179 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:08,816 - ah, the fuck you will. 180 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,183 - you're the last person I ever expected 181 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,953 To be celebrating a marriage. - oh, no. 182 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:17,725 [cork pops, all cheer] 183 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,193 - to the novotny-bruckners. 184 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:22,195 [cheers and applause] 185 00:09:22,229 --> 00:09:25,666 Long may it wave. 186 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:28,602 [celebratory music] 187 00:09:28,636 --> 00:09:31,238 * 188 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,606 - a klezmer band? 189 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,107 - what were you expecting, 190 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:36,977 Tommy dorsey? Get up. 191 00:09:37,010 --> 00:09:38,879 - all right, come on. 192 00:09:38,912 --> 00:09:49,823 * 193 00:09:49,857 --> 00:09:53,694 [cheering, laughter] 194 00:09:53,727 --> 00:10:01,669 * 195 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,607 - come on, mom. 196 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,127 - where will you go? 197 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,931 - I'll find an apartment. - thanks. 198 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:33,133 Hopefully, near gus's school. 199 00:10:33,166 --> 00:10:34,735 We don't want to pull him out. 200 00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:37,037 It'll be traumatic enough As it is. 201 00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:40,073 - for all of us. - mm. 202 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,675 God, these are good. 203 00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:44,277 - baking's very therapeutic. 204 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,213 - chocolate-chip therapy-- 205 00:10:46,246 --> 00:10:48,015 It could put every shrink Out of business. 206 00:10:48,048 --> 00:10:50,951 - I also think we should keep All the accounts the same, 207 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,053 At least for now. 208 00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,755 No need to throw everything Into chaos. 209 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,223 - I agree. 210 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:58,058 - where're you going? 211 00:10:58,091 --> 00:11:00,360 - to the bathroom, For the 10,000th time today. 212 00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:04,097 - oh, yes. I remember it well. 213 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:07,968 - I'll go give gus his bath. 214 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:11,104 - how do we explain all of this To him? 215 00:11:13,473 --> 00:11:16,243 - I don't know. 216 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:18,211 I guess we wait 15 years, 217 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,380 And he'll tell us the reason He's so screwed up 218 00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:23,984 Is because of his crazy Mothers. 219 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,919 Hey, I--I'll do that. 220 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:29,122 - as long as I'm up, I'll get it. 221 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,799 [glass shatters] 222 00:11:38,832 --> 00:11:41,201 - happy birthday, baby. 223 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,502 - mind not rubbing it in? 224 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,805 - who's rubbing it in? Check it out. 225 00:11:44,838 --> 00:11:47,140 - seems, uh, brad-- You know, mister hunky 226 00:11:47,174 --> 00:11:48,475 With the broad shoulders And big arms 227 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:49,843 Who hauls our Tents around? 228 00:11:49,877 --> 00:11:51,845 He's from these parts, 229 00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,815 And he says we're not too far From this town... 230 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,216 Little hope. See? 231 00:11:56,249 --> 00:11:58,218 - where? - there. 232 00:11:58,251 --> 00:12:00,220 - that's a smudge. - it's a town. 233 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:03,090 And they have a 12-step meeting Every day 234 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,491 At the first methodist church. 235 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:06,259 Although it's such A small town, 236 00:12:06,293 --> 00:12:07,895 Probably just do a 2-step. 237 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:09,496 - a lot of good that does me. 238 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:10,764 It's not even on our route. 239 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:14,868 - no, but if we veer off here, 240 00:12:14,902 --> 00:12:17,137 Ride to little hope there, 241 00:12:17,170 --> 00:12:24,244 We could take this road back And rejoin the group, ici. Hmm? 242 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,446 - well, it's not a totally Idiotic idea. 243 00:12:26,479 --> 00:12:29,850 - thanks. - I didn't mean-- 244 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:32,119 Thanks, em. Really. 245 00:12:32,152 --> 00:12:36,189 - see? Told you I'd be here For you, didn't I? 246 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:44,865 - hey, sport. How you doing? 247 00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:47,000 - never should have had that Second piece of wedding cake. 248 00:12:47,034 --> 00:12:48,468 [groans] 249 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:51,071 - but when the love of your life Marries somebody else, 250 00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:52,439 What choice do you have 251 00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,075 But to drown yourself In butter cream filling? 252 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,877 You'll burn it off in no time. 253 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:59,546 'cause I'm the man! - you are, dude. 254 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:04,017 - fuck the doctors. And fuck the nay-sayers. 255 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:08,488 I'm still young, I'm still guh-guh-gor-juss. 256 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:12,125 I'm still hot. - you know it. 257 00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:17,898 - look, mikey, 258 00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:22,435 No hands. 259 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,905 Oh! [groaning] 260 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:27,507 - oh, jesus christ. - oh, my god! 261 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,109 Are you all right? 262 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:32,079 - are you hurt? - careful, careful. Brian? 263 00:13:32,112 --> 00:13:35,815 - brian, can you get up? - [groaning] 264 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:43,456 - well, it looks to me like You've broken your clavicle. 265 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,958 [brian groans] 266 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:47,094 - and it hurts Like a motherfucker. 267 00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:49,062 - that'll teach you To cruise guys no-handed. 268 00:13:49,096 --> 00:13:51,331 - the good news is, it seems Like it's a clean break, 269 00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:53,000 So it'll mend well. 270 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:55,068 - did I mention that it hurts Like a motherfucker? 271 00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:56,469 Is he going to have to wear A cast? 272 00:13:56,503 --> 00:13:57,504 Because of where he injured Himself, 273 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,605 All we can do is wrap it. 274 00:13:58,638 --> 00:13:59,873 - I'm sure I mentioned 275 00:13:59,907 --> 00:14:01,141 It hurts Like a motherfucker. 276 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,275 - we will give you Some vicodin. 277 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,945 - ah, hear that? Just like babylon. 278 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,479 - and then we'll send you home. 279 00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,148 - excuse me? 280 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,250 - we're going to take you in For some x-rays, 281 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:14,654 And then we'll find a volunteer To drive you back to pittsburgh. 282 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:23,263 Sorry, buddy. Ride's over. 283 00:14:23,296 --> 00:14:27,534 - oh, god. I'm scared, linz. This is all so weird. 284 00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,102 - I know. I've been through it. 285 00:14:29,136 --> 00:14:31,004 How many husbands can Say that to their wives? 286 00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:34,041 - okay, I'm going to be Right back for you, hon. 287 00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:37,310 Don't go anywhere. 288 00:14:37,344 --> 00:14:40,247 - I remember feeling so left out When you had gus. 289 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,448 - aren't you grateful You're getting 290 00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,316 To experience this yourself? - no! 291 00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,985 I want them to knock me out. 292 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:49,656 Wake me up when this fucking Thing's over. 293 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:54,261 Don't leave. Stay. 294 00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:56,463 Get me through this. 295 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,999 - and give up My theatre tickets? 296 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,701 - yeah. 297 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:05,372 - okay, the room's all ready For you. 298 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:23,490 Okay, just take it easy. 299 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,959 Okay? 300 00:15:25,993 --> 00:15:28,028 - [gasps] 301 00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,298 Ooh! 302 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,233 That was a bitch Of a contraction. 303 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:35,302 - now, do you remember What we learned at lamaze? 304 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,104 - oh. Barely. 305 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:40,373 - it'll come back to you. Here's your focal point. 306 00:15:40,407 --> 00:15:42,575 Now start your breathing. 307 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,311 [inhaling, exhaling slowly] 308 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:49,983 - one... - [pained groan] 309 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:54,721 - two... 310 00:15:54,754 --> 00:15:57,590 Three. That's it. That's the way. 311 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,192 Keep going. 312 00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:02,095 [inhaling, exhaling slowly] 313 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,603 - the paramedic said there's No way he can finish. 314 00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,772 - that sucks the hairy wang. - now what? 315 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,342 - some volunteer's got to Drive him home. 316 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:18,145 - poor guy. He worked so hard. 317 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,214 I'm going to go set the table For 250. 318 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,216 - what's for dinner? 319 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:26,419 - uh, rack of lamb With porcini risotto, 320 00:16:26,453 --> 00:16:29,222 Or lobster in truffle sauce, 321 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:30,623 And chocolate souffle For dessert. 322 00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,125 - really? 323 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:35,262 - okay. Chopped beef And tuna surprise. 324 00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:37,764 Personally, I don't care For surprises. 325 00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,499 - ted and emmett better get back From their sightseeing 326 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,669 Excursion Or they're going to miss it. 327 00:16:45,072 --> 00:16:47,140 - excuse me. 328 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,776 Pardon me, mister. 329 00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:53,113 - are you talking to me? 330 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,649 - you're in severe pain. You should be resting. 331 00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:58,385 What the hell are you doing? 332 00:16:58,418 --> 00:17:00,720 - practicing riding one-handed. 333 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:03,656 - you're not seriously-- Yes, I am, seriously. 334 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:05,558 - but you're seriously injured. 335 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,660 - could we stop using the word "Seriously"? 336 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,196 - they're sending someone To take you back. 337 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:10,797 - I'm not going. - yes you are. 338 00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,132 The paramedic told you-- 339 00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:13,700 - fuck what the paramedic Told me! 340 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,602 - there's no way you can bicycle All the way back to-- 341 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:20,039 - and stop telling me What I fucking can't do. 342 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:34,754 See you on the road. 343 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:45,532 - hey brett. Go ahead. 344 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:56,376 - hey, brett. Nice to see you, man. 345 00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,478 - this place seems pretty Exclusive. 346 00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,113 - nah, they're just people. 347 00:18:00,147 --> 00:18:04,717 Rich people. Gorgeous people. Famous people. 348 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:07,387 Something tells me you'll feel At home here in no time. 349 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,456 It's going to be tough going Back to pittsburgh after this. 350 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:12,659 - hey, brett. - then why go? Stay here. 351 00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,327 Work in the movies. 352 00:18:14,361 --> 00:18:17,197 Isn't that everyone's dream? It was mine. 353 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:22,202 - and do what? Assistant art director on rage. 354 00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:24,371 - are you kidding? You've got talent, 355 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,274 Passion, ambition, And, if I may add, 356 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,376 The backing of an a-list Director. 357 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:31,744 What else do you need? 358 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,680 - how long would I be here for? 359 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,216 - six, eight months, Depending on the schedule. 360 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,718 - brettski! - hey, con. 361 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,623 You, uh, remember justin? - of course. 362 00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,258 - the man who makes rage fly. 363 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,360 - it's nice to see you again. 364 00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,262 - fenderman gave us The green light. 365 00:18:49,296 --> 00:18:50,930 - awesome. Congrats. 366 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,433 - a script's coming your way, So keep going to the gym. 367 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,235 Those tights show no mercy. 368 00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:57,270 - come on, I'll buy you Guys a drink to celebrate. 369 00:18:57,304 --> 00:18:58,571 Then maybe we can Go back to my place. 370 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,507 - I'd love to, But there are some faces 371 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:02,309 I want to flaunt the news in. 372 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:05,812 But why don't you two go? 373 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:14,287 [owl hooting] 374 00:19:18,291 --> 00:19:20,260 [cow mooing] 375 00:19:20,293 --> 00:19:21,328 I think we should have Taken a left 376 00:19:21,361 --> 00:19:24,264 At this little squiggle here. 377 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,266 I thought you knew how To read a map. 378 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,800 Of course I know how to read A map. 379 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:30,803 You go down this road, Make a left at "Up yours," 380 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:33,206 Then continue on about three Miles to "Go fuck yourself." 381 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:34,941 [cow moos] 382 00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:38,678 - [breathing heavily] 383 00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,681 - teddy, what is it? 384 00:19:41,714 --> 00:19:45,418 - it's dark, we're lost, 385 00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:46,986 I'm never making it To that meeting, 386 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,757 I'm having a panic attack... 387 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,893 And why did I listen to you In the first place? 388 00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:55,995 - just trying to help. 389 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,431 - well, you're only Making things worse. 390 00:19:58,465 --> 00:20:00,933 [teddy hyperventilating] 391 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:12,712 - we're going to have a meeting, Right here, right now. 392 00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:16,316 [cow moos] - with what? Livestock? 393 00:20:16,349 --> 00:20:18,651 It only takes two people To have a meeting, right? 394 00:20:18,685 --> 00:20:20,487 One to talk, one to listen. [clears throat] 395 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:26,593 Uh, this meeting Will now come to order. 396 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,462 Now what? - well, since it's my birthday, 397 00:20:29,496 --> 00:20:31,364 Someone needs to introduce me. 398 00:20:31,398 --> 00:20:35,268 - well, guess that would be me. 399 00:20:35,302 --> 00:20:37,870 Uh...[clears throat] Attention, everyone. 400 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:39,606 We have a birthday tonight. 401 00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,875 That's right. Six months, clean and sober. 402 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:44,277 You know him. You love him. 403 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:50,417 The one, the only, Ted schmidt! 404 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,485 How was that? 405 00:20:52,519 --> 00:20:55,422 - perfect, if I was appearing At the copacabana. 406 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:58,891 And we only use first names. It's anonymous. 407 00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:01,794 - oh, sorry, ted. 408 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:07,767 - go on. Get up there. 409 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:11,304 - this is ridiculous. 410 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:20,447 [cow moos] 411 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:23,049 Hi. I'm ted 412 00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:28,087 I'm a substance abuser. 413 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,457 - you're supposed to say, "Hi, ted." 414 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:32,659 - oh, right. Hi, ted. 415 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,961 Now what? 416 00:21:34,994 --> 00:21:38,998 Well, now I tell everyone, Or in this case, one, 417 00:21:39,031 --> 00:21:43,670 That it's my birthday, And then they bring me a cake. 418 00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:46,539 - cake. Cake. 419 00:21:46,573 --> 00:21:50,543 Oh... [humming] 420 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:54,714 How's this? 421 00:21:57,450 --> 00:21:58,818 What next? 422 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:04,023 - then I share. 423 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,093 Six months ago, my life was Out of control. 424 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,828 I was lost. 425 00:22:08,861 --> 00:22:12,131 But now, thanks to bill w., 426 00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:18,605 The good lord, And the program... 427 00:22:18,638 --> 00:22:24,043 My life has turned around. 428 00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:27,847 I now have faith. 429 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,584 I have purpose. 430 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:34,721 But most of all... 431 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:40,126 I have wonderful friends... 432 00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:43,463 Who've stood by me... 433 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:46,899 And helped lead me down The right road. 434 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,135 Thank god they didn't need A map to do it. 435 00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:51,671 [both chuckle] 436 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,873 [cow moos] 437 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,008 Thank you for listening. 438 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,144 Thank you, ladies. 439 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,913 And then we cut the cake. 440 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:11,758 - happy birthday, teddy. 441 00:23:11,791 --> 00:23:14,461 - thanks, em. 442 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:23,670 [animal howls] 443 00:23:26,105 --> 00:23:29,509 What do we do now? 444 00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:33,079 - now is when we usually go out For coffee. 445 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:45,525 - * the road has been longer 446 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:49,729 * than I ever thought 447 00:23:49,762 --> 00:23:54,000 * and the cost of living 448 00:23:54,033 --> 00:23:56,235 * has cost me a lot 449 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,004 * 450 00:23:58,037 --> 00:24:02,809 * this time last year 451 00:24:02,842 --> 00:24:06,746 * I never thought We'd be right here * 452 00:24:06,779 --> 00:24:11,250 * this time last year 453 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:15,688 * I never thought we'd be Right here * 454 00:24:15,722 --> 00:24:19,025 * open up the skies 455 00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:23,963 * let the sun shine On my soul * 456 00:24:23,996 --> 00:24:30,703 * open up this mind To the telos of my goal * 457 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:34,040 * open up the skies 458 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:39,579 * for the road is the reason Again * 459 00:24:39,612 --> 00:24:42,181 * open up the skies 460 00:24:42,214 --> 00:24:47,920 * for the road is the reason Again * 461 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:55,595 * I can see things That I never saw before * 462 00:24:55,628 --> 00:24:58,598 * for the road is the reason Again * 463 00:24:58,631 --> 00:25:05,204 * 464 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:08,007 * I see you 465 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:12,679 * I don't know where You were * 466 00:25:12,712 --> 00:25:17,216 * maybe you were there All along * 467 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:21,287 * but I couldn't see 468 00:25:21,320 --> 00:25:25,057 * now here we are 469 00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:30,029 * together on this road 470 00:25:30,062 --> 00:25:35,668 * taking the path To final victory * 471 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:38,237 * 472 00:25:38,270 --> 00:25:41,340 * open up the skies 473 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,777 - that's it, I'm calling for help. 474 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:47,914 - the fuck you are. 475 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:49,916 Would you just go on and ride With your husband? 476 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:52,251 - and leave you alone? 477 00:25:52,284 --> 00:25:56,122 - I'll be all right. - yeah, I can see that. 478 00:25:56,155 --> 00:26:00,126 I'm staying here with you. 479 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:03,663 Why are you doing this? 480 00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:05,331 To show everyone what a hero You are? 481 00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,099 That despite insurmountable Odds, 482 00:26:07,133 --> 00:26:10,136 The great kinney can cross The finish line 483 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,204 With one arm tied Behind his back? 484 00:26:12,238 --> 00:26:14,874 - in front of my back. 485 00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:17,343 - in front of your back. 486 00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:19,812 There's no need to--you've Already proved yourself. 487 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:22,815 You've raised $100,000 For the hospice. 488 00:26:22,849 --> 00:26:25,885 What more do you need to do? 489 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:27,386 - it's not about the money. 490 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,288 - then what's it about, Killing yourself? 491 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:31,991 - would you fuck off? 492 00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:34,994 I can do it. 493 00:26:39,866 --> 00:26:43,636 Did you ever see that story On tv about those women... 494 00:26:43,670 --> 00:26:44,771 That had cancer? 495 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,939 [lighter won't light] 496 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:55,047 Anyway, they all had cancer. 497 00:26:55,081 --> 00:27:00,152 So what do they do? They go to this boot camp... 498 00:27:00,186 --> 00:27:01,721 Where they have to climb Over walls 499 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:03,723 And crawl through the mud-- 500 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:05,391 Swing over these Bottomless pits 501 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:10,997 While this former luftwaffe Drill sergeant terrorizes them. 502 00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:13,432 And I'm watching this And I'm thinking, 503 00:27:13,465 --> 00:27:15,735 "Christ! Don't these crazy Bitches have 504 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:20,673 Enough shit to deal with?" 505 00:27:20,707 --> 00:27:23,275 Then one of them comes out Of this swamp 506 00:27:23,309 --> 00:27:24,744 That's full of fucking Crocodiles 507 00:27:24,777 --> 00:27:28,681 Or sharks or something. 508 00:27:28,715 --> 00:27:32,451 And she's laughing. 509 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:38,357 Laughing. 510 00:27:38,390 --> 00:27:43,195 And she says... 511 00:27:43,229 --> 00:27:47,834 "If I can survive this, I can survive anything." 512 00:27:59,145 --> 00:28:01,914 - come on. 513 00:28:08,821 --> 00:28:11,157 - [groans] 514 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:24,971 [groans] 515 00:28:45,291 --> 00:28:47,093 - coffee? 516 00:28:47,126 --> 00:28:49,361 - I didn't think you'd be up. - are you kidding? 517 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:51,097 I've already worked out With my trainer, 518 00:28:51,130 --> 00:28:52,298 Made 10 calls to new york, 519 00:28:52,331 --> 00:28:54,967 Read 2 scripts and the trades. 520 00:28:55,001 --> 00:28:57,136 Have a roll from campanile. 521 00:28:57,169 --> 00:29:01,107 Best bread on the planet. Fuck the carbs. 522 00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,242 So how was your evening? 523 00:29:03,275 --> 00:29:06,045 Connor take good care of you? 524 00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:09,548 - yeah, he's a cool guy. - and hot. 525 00:29:09,581 --> 00:29:12,518 Does brian know about your Extra-marital activities? 526 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:16,322 - we're not married. Brian detests marriage. 527 00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,924 - well, that's a unique position To take 528 00:29:17,957 --> 00:29:20,392 When every fag on earth wants To say "I do." 529 00:29:20,426 --> 00:29:22,528 Yeah, well, we'd rather say "I don't." 530 00:29:22,561 --> 00:29:24,396 That way we can be together Because we want to be, 531 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,065 Not because we have to be. 532 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:29,135 How very "Rage-ian." 533 00:29:29,168 --> 00:29:31,871 You better go clean up And pack. 534 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:35,041 There'll be a car here in an Hour to take you to the airport. 535 00:29:38,444 --> 00:29:40,546 - by the way, 536 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,414 I've thought about your offer. 537 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,884 I really appreciate it. 538 00:29:44,917 --> 00:29:46,552 - but... 539 00:29:46,585 --> 00:29:50,957 There is no "But." I want to do it. 540 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:54,360 So I'm coming back. 541 00:29:58,530 --> 00:30:00,099 - my back is killing me. 542 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,201 That's the lumpiest ground I ever slept on. 543 00:30:02,234 --> 00:30:03,569 You weren't sleeping On the ground, 544 00:30:03,602 --> 00:30:05,171 You were sleeping on me. 545 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:06,438 So I end up being your support 546 00:30:06,472 --> 00:30:08,307 When you're supposed To be mine. 547 00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:09,575 - look, I woke up Without any coffee, 548 00:30:09,608 --> 00:30:11,243 And worse, I'm out Of breath mints. 549 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:15,948 So would you kindly spare me Your morning sarcasm? 550 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:18,450 Sorry, teddy. You're right. 551 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,186 I am supposed to be your Support system, 552 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:23,389 And here I am pulling the Props out from under you. 553 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:25,457 You go ahead, Make all the sarcastic, 554 00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:28,127 Insensitive remarks you want. - I'm sorry too, em. 555 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,263 You've been a wonderful Support. 556 00:30:31,297 --> 00:30:34,066 But if it turns out we're Hopelessly lost, 557 00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:37,603 And for whatever reason I don't survive the elements, 558 00:30:37,636 --> 00:30:40,639 I want you to know you have My permission to eat me. 559 00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:42,208 - thank you, teddy. 560 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:44,010 That's the most generous thing 561 00:30:44,043 --> 00:30:45,777 Any person ever said To another. 562 00:30:49,648 --> 00:30:51,483 Look, it's a highway. 563 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:53,485 - but which way do we go? 564 00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,355 - well, let's take a look. 565 00:30:56,388 --> 00:30:57,957 - to hell with that! 566 00:30:57,990 --> 00:31:00,292 It hasn't led us In the right direction yet. 567 00:31:00,326 --> 00:31:02,428 - wh... Shh, shh! 568 00:31:02,461 --> 00:31:04,997 What? 569 00:31:05,031 --> 00:31:06,632 - don't you hear it? 570 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,100 - what are you doing? 571 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,269 - native americans Used to do this 572 00:31:10,302 --> 00:31:13,039 To hear which way the cavalry Was advancing. 573 00:31:13,072 --> 00:31:15,541 Wouldn't it be easier To just look? 574 00:31:20,279 --> 00:31:22,114 - oh, my god. 575 00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:25,117 - oh, my god, It's the liberty ride. 576 00:31:25,151 --> 00:31:26,385 - hi, guys! - but how? 577 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:29,989 I guess even though we didn't Know it, 578 00:31:30,022 --> 00:31:32,391 You and I have been on The right road all along. 579 00:31:32,424 --> 00:31:34,994 - come on. 580 00:31:35,027 --> 00:31:36,662 - where you been? - hey! Hi, guys. 581 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,397 - hey, guys. - hi. 582 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,032 [all laughing, shouting] 583 00:31:40,066 --> 00:31:44,003 - * it's so good To tell my story * 584 00:31:44,036 --> 00:31:48,074 * about the life That has been saved * 585 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:52,211 * it's so good To sing about it * 586 00:31:52,244 --> 00:31:56,582 * to sing of love, The love you gave * 587 00:31:56,615 --> 00:32:01,053 * enter the gates With thanksgiving * 588 00:32:01,087 --> 00:32:04,957 * finish the race With victory, yeah * 589 00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:10,296 * enter the town Singing hosannas * 590 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:13,365 - congratulations, guys. We are so proud of you. 591 00:32:13,399 --> 00:32:15,434 Here's juice. It'll perk you right up. 592 00:32:15,467 --> 00:32:21,307 There you go, honey. Good for you. 593 00:32:21,340 --> 00:32:24,610 There you go, honey. 594 00:32:24,643 --> 00:32:26,078 Hey. 595 00:32:26,112 --> 00:32:30,016 - huh, we did it, teddy. - we did it. 596 00:32:34,353 --> 00:32:37,056 - welcome home, guys. 597 00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:40,326 Welcome home. How'd you get here so fast? 598 00:32:40,359 --> 00:32:44,463 - mwah! Faith, focus, Fortitude. 599 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:47,099 - not to mention pedaling our Fucking fannies off. 600 00:32:47,133 --> 00:32:50,336 - aw, poor baby. - hi. 601 00:32:50,369 --> 00:32:51,470 - well, there's a little bit Of sunshine 602 00:32:51,503 --> 00:32:54,406 Straight from hollywood. Hi, honey. 603 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:55,741 - how was it out there, Sweetie? 604 00:32:55,774 --> 00:32:57,676 - it was amazing. 605 00:32:57,709 --> 00:32:59,245 But I'm sorry I missed The ride. 606 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:01,347 - oh, you made the best part, The big finish. 607 00:33:01,380 --> 00:33:03,082 - hey, you'll never guess Who went along. 608 00:33:03,115 --> 00:33:06,752 - brian? Yeah, he told me He wasn't going. 609 00:33:06,785 --> 00:33:09,155 Unfortunately, He had a little injury. 610 00:33:09,188 --> 00:33:10,756 - is he all right? 611 00:33:10,789 --> 00:33:14,493 - stubborn son of a bitch Insisted on finishing the ride. 612 00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:17,363 Get some juice, come on. 613 00:33:17,396 --> 00:33:19,631 - whoo! 614 00:33:19,665 --> 00:33:22,101 - well, look who's here! 615 00:33:22,134 --> 00:33:28,307 Oh, I am so proud of my men. 616 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:30,142 So where's michael? 617 00:33:30,176 --> 00:33:31,577 - with brian. - yeah, yeah, but don't worry, 618 00:33:31,610 --> 00:33:34,113 They should be here any minute. 619 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:44,523 - * enter the gates With thanksgiving * 620 00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:48,727 * finish the race With victory * 621 00:33:48,760 --> 00:33:52,531 * enter the town Singing hosannas * 622 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:57,703 * 'cause not the past Is history * 623 00:34:10,582 --> 00:34:15,154 - I still can't get through To them. 624 00:34:15,187 --> 00:34:18,290 - I'm starting to get worried. 625 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:20,592 Actually, I started getting Worried four hours ago. 626 00:34:23,795 --> 00:34:27,599 - maybe we should go out Searching. 627 00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:38,477 - look. 628 00:34:43,882 --> 00:34:45,784 - no! 629 00:34:45,817 --> 00:34:48,620 Let him finish. 630 00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:05,604 - [panting] 631 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:07,806 - come on. 632 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:12,744 - I can't. 633 00:35:12,778 --> 00:35:14,380 I can't. 634 00:35:16,848 --> 00:35:18,784 - we--we're almost there. 635 00:35:18,817 --> 00:35:22,254 - fuck it. Just fuck it. 636 00:36:06,632 --> 00:36:08,400 - you got it. You got it. - come on, you can do it. 637 00:36:08,434 --> 00:36:11,570 - whoo! - come on! 638 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,572 - whoo-hoo-hoo! 639 00:36:13,605 --> 00:36:14,740 - oh, yes. - [laughing] Come on. 640 00:36:14,773 --> 00:36:15,841 - come on! - come on! 641 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,609 - come on! 642 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:19,411 - you're almost there, Almost there. 643 00:36:19,445 --> 00:36:21,713 [laughter] 644 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:27,719 - yes! 645 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,693 Oh! - hey. 646 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:37,363 - sweet. Way to go. 647 00:36:37,396 --> 00:36:39,298 [laughs] I was so worried. 648 00:36:39,331 --> 00:36:41,433 - I could kill you For doing this. 649 00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:43,335 - yeah, well, I almost saved you the trouble. 650 00:36:43,369 --> 00:36:45,471 - okay. 651 00:36:47,606 --> 00:36:49,608 - we thought maybe you went To the hospital. 652 00:36:49,641 --> 00:36:51,677 - there's no need. Brian's going to be okay. 653 00:36:53,479 --> 00:36:55,514 - no, no, I didn't mean that. 654 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:58,850 Lindsay called Around an hour ago. 655 00:36:58,884 --> 00:37:01,320 You're a dad. 656 00:37:01,353 --> 00:37:05,424 - [laughing] 657 00:37:14,366 --> 00:37:17,603 - I'm a grandma. [laughing] 658 00:37:17,636 --> 00:37:21,373 - yeah, right? - way to go, michael. 659 00:37:25,844 --> 00:37:29,014 - oh, my god. Look at her. 660 00:37:29,047 --> 00:37:32,017 Oh. You're so tiny. 661 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:34,353 - she didn't feel that way Coming out. 662 00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,756 - the labor lasted 14 hours. 663 00:37:37,789 --> 00:37:39,491 - it was like passing A bowling ball 664 00:37:39,525 --> 00:37:41,760 Through the eye of a needle. 665 00:37:41,793 --> 00:37:44,663 - t.M.I. 666 00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:46,965 - too much information. - [chuckles] 667 00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:50,369 - but you're here. You're finally here. 668 00:37:50,402 --> 00:37:52,371 - have you picked out a name? 669 00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:56,375 - contingent on the approval Of all three parties, 670 00:37:56,408 --> 00:38:00,512 I was thinking jenny rebecca. - oh. 671 00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:03,081 - late grandmothers? - early streisand. 672 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:07,486 - well, hey, uh, Let's take a picture. 673 00:38:08,954 --> 00:38:11,056 [camera shutter clicks] There. 674 00:38:11,089 --> 00:38:14,993 Oh, okay. Uh, now all three parents. 675 00:38:18,430 --> 00:38:22,067 Smile. [camera shutter clicks] 676 00:38:22,100 --> 00:38:23,569 Oh, perfect. 677 00:38:23,602 --> 00:38:26,572 Okay, now, how about one With the two happy moms? 678 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:33,011 Come on, get closer. 679 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:37,383 Closer. 680 00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:40,886 [camera shutter clicks] Got it. 681 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:43,755 Oh, that'll be one to frame. 682 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,360 [baby coos] 683 00:38:48,394 --> 00:38:51,530 [indistinct chatter] 684 00:38:55,133 --> 00:38:58,570 - [chuckles] There you go. 685 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:01,573 The "Jenny rebecca triple Ripple hot fudge sundae," 686 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:04,510 Named in honor of my gorgeous New granddaughter. 687 00:39:04,543 --> 00:39:06,111 - it took joan crawford 20 years 688 00:39:06,144 --> 00:39:08,747 To get a sandwich named After her at the stage deli. 689 00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:10,582 - why don't you boys sit down? 690 00:39:10,616 --> 00:39:12,918 - uh, thanks, But, uh, we prefer to stand. 691 00:39:12,951 --> 00:39:14,786 - bums are a little battered. 692 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:17,456 - ah. Well, you, I understand. 693 00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,990 But you? 694 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,726 You're a disgrace To nelly bottoms everywhere. 695 00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:23,929 [laughter] 696 00:39:23,962 --> 00:39:25,497 - [clears throat] The first thing I did 697 00:39:25,531 --> 00:39:27,132 When I got home last night-- Weigh myself. 698 00:39:27,165 --> 00:39:28,767 - [scoffs] You too? - mm-hmm. 699 00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,136 - so how much did you lose? - seven pounds. 700 00:39:31,169 --> 00:39:32,938 - five and a half. 701 00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:34,773 Couldn't have done it Without you. 702 00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:37,876 - lost weight? - the ride, em. 703 00:39:37,909 --> 00:39:40,512 - sure you could've. 704 00:39:40,546 --> 00:39:43,482 - maybe. 705 00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:46,084 But I'd rather have done it With my best friend. 706 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,957 Hey, no, mine, - quit it. 707 00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,460 - you just quit that. - ah, ah. 708 00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,632 - psst. - carl! 709 00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:03,969 - look what I got you. - I love it. 710 00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:05,937 - I thought you would. - oh. 711 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:07,973 - it's a lot more accurate Than the one you're wearing. 712 00:40:08,006 --> 00:40:09,975 - [laughs] 713 00:40:10,008 --> 00:40:11,643 Yeah. Thank you. 714 00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,513 - so now that you're A grandmother, 715 00:40:14,546 --> 00:40:17,182 Are you ready to be a bride? - carl... 716 00:40:17,215 --> 00:40:20,185 - what kind of a wedding Do you want--big, small? 717 00:40:20,218 --> 00:40:21,787 Indoor, outdoor? 718 00:40:21,820 --> 00:40:23,822 Although It's still a little nippy. 719 00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,493 It's up to you. Whatever you say. 720 00:40:29,561 --> 00:40:31,830 - whatever I say? 721 00:40:31,863 --> 00:40:35,200 - in that case... 722 00:40:35,233 --> 00:40:37,068 I don't want a wedding. 723 00:40:37,102 --> 00:40:39,705 - no wedding? 724 00:40:39,738 --> 00:40:41,006 - I can't marry you, 725 00:40:41,039 --> 00:40:43,008 And not because I don't love you, 726 00:40:43,041 --> 00:40:44,876 'cause god knows I do. 727 00:40:44,910 --> 00:40:47,846 - then what? 728 00:40:47,879 --> 00:40:52,017 - how can I get married When my own son can't? 729 00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:54,085 And the-- And the goddamn president 730 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:56,555 Wants to change The constitution 731 00:40:56,588 --> 00:40:58,023 To prevent michael and ben 732 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,025 And--and all the other Beautiful gay men and women 733 00:41:00,058 --> 00:41:04,162 From having the same rights That you and I do. 734 00:41:04,195 --> 00:41:06,565 It just doesn't seem right. 735 00:41:06,598 --> 00:41:09,868 - that's very noble, sweetheart, But you're just one person. 736 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:12,571 - well, sometimes That's all it takes. 737 00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:14,573 Look at gandhi. 738 00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:18,610 Ben kingsley starved himself, But it turned the tide. 739 00:41:18,644 --> 00:41:21,747 - you're not going To starve yourself, are you? 740 00:41:21,780 --> 00:41:24,883 - there's only so much I'm humanly capable of. 741 00:41:24,916 --> 00:41:27,052 I am going to send a message 742 00:41:27,085 --> 00:41:30,255 And the finger To the white house. 743 00:41:30,288 --> 00:41:34,593 Until my son Can walk down the aisle 744 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,261 In this country, 745 00:41:36,294 --> 00:41:39,197 Then neither will I. 746 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,738 - [sighs] 747 00:41:46,772 --> 00:41:50,275 Where does that leave us? 748 00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:54,913 - how do you feel About living together... 749 00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:56,848 In sin? 750 00:41:58,316 --> 00:42:00,919 - [chuckles] 751 00:42:00,952 --> 00:42:03,288 Aren't we a little too old For that? 752 00:42:03,321 --> 00:42:06,291 - christ, I hope not. 753 00:42:06,324 --> 00:42:09,227 - [laughs] 754 00:42:11,096 --> 00:42:15,300 - she's so much calmer Than gus was. 755 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:18,236 Yes, you are, you cutie. 756 00:42:18,269 --> 00:42:20,639 Remember how fidgety And fussy he was? 757 00:42:20,672 --> 00:42:23,308 - I should. It was my breast. 758 00:42:23,341 --> 00:42:26,912 - well, this isn't nearly As painful as I thought. 759 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,780 - get back to me In a few weeks. 760 00:42:28,814 --> 00:42:32,784 You'll be wishing she'd find Someplace else to eat. 761 00:42:32,818 --> 00:42:34,653 Aw. 762 00:42:34,686 --> 00:42:36,822 You're finally here. 763 00:42:38,356 --> 00:42:41,727 You have no idea how much Your mommy wanted you 764 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,730 And what she had to go through To get you. 765 00:42:44,763 --> 00:42:47,332 - don't worry. I'll be sure and tell her. 766 00:42:47,365 --> 00:42:49,200 - that old jewish recipe? 767 00:42:49,234 --> 00:42:52,804 Add one tablespoon of guilt To mother's milk, stir briskly. 768 00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:56,141 [both laughing] 769 00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:57,943 - ah. 770 00:42:57,976 --> 00:42:59,811 We have, without a doubt, 771 00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:02,914 The most beautiful children God has ever created. 772 00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:06,652 - I won't argue with that. - that's nice for a change. 773 00:43:09,187 --> 00:43:11,122 I-I didn't mean it. 774 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,829 - do you need anything? - no, I'm fine. 775 00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:20,699 - all right, young lady, Time for your nap. 776 00:43:20,732 --> 00:43:22,267 You'll see your mommies later. 777 00:43:25,036 --> 00:43:28,006 - yeah. - sweet dreams, sweetheart. 778 00:43:28,039 --> 00:43:30,008 - sleep tight. 779 00:43:39,217 --> 00:43:42,721 - I contacted the center's Child-care services. 780 00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:44,055 They have a list Of several women 781 00:43:44,089 --> 00:43:45,857 Who can come help you out. 782 00:43:45,891 --> 00:43:48,860 And dusty said if you need Anything, you can call her. 783 00:43:48,894 --> 00:43:50,361 - what about you? 784 00:43:52,898 --> 00:43:56,001 Then you're really going? 785 00:43:56,034 --> 00:43:59,204 - it's what We both agreed to... 786 00:43:59,237 --> 00:44:02,307 Isn't it? 787 00:44:29,100 --> 00:44:32,437 - on behalf Of the gay and lesbian center, 788 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:35,240 I'd like to present Liberty house 789 00:44:35,273 --> 00:44:37,075 With this check 790 00:44:37,108 --> 00:44:41,246 For $432,000. 791 00:44:41,279 --> 00:44:44,382 [cheers and applause] 792 00:44:46,952 --> 00:44:49,921 - every cent raised will go To maintaining the hospice 793 00:44:49,955 --> 00:44:53,091 And providing its clients With the best care possible. 794 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:55,360 - we'd like to thank Everyone who rode, 795 00:44:55,393 --> 00:44:57,095 Who lent their support, 796 00:44:57,128 --> 00:45:00,732 Their time, their sponsorship. 797 00:45:00,766 --> 00:45:04,469 [applause] 798 00:45:04,502 --> 00:45:08,473 And now, in honor of one of our Brothers who we recently lost... 799 00:45:08,506 --> 00:45:11,943 - a great friend, A volunteer, and supporter... 800 00:45:11,977 --> 00:45:14,412 - liberty house Has been renamed 801 00:45:14,445 --> 00:45:18,116 Vic grassi house. 802 00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:21,920 [applause] 803 00:45:25,991 --> 00:45:29,127 - thank you very much For coming. 804 00:45:31,029 --> 00:45:33,498 - [speaks indistinctly] - yeah. 805 00:45:33,531 --> 00:45:36,367 - [scoffs] God. 806 00:45:36,401 --> 00:45:39,805 - did you know about this? 807 00:45:56,822 --> 00:45:59,090 - you got them to do this, Didn't you? 808 00:46:01,893 --> 00:46:05,263 - it's still america, deb. Money talks. 809 00:46:05,296 --> 00:46:07,966 - yeah, but for once, It said the right thing. 810 00:46:16,942 --> 00:46:18,543 - [sighs] 811 00:46:18,576 --> 00:46:21,813 Your uncle Would be so proud. 812 00:46:21,847 --> 00:46:25,283 - too bad he couldn't be here To see it. 813 00:46:25,316 --> 00:46:27,785 - he sees it. 814 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:30,822 Come on. 815 00:46:34,926 --> 00:46:37,228 - * are you standing by? 816 00:46:37,262 --> 00:46:38,363 * 817 00:46:38,396 --> 00:46:42,433 * or will you be ready? 818 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:45,570 * are you standing by? 819 00:46:45,603 --> 00:46:48,606 * or will you be ready 820 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:54,179 * for this tonight? 821 00:46:54,212 --> 00:47:02,153 * 822 00:47:03,621 --> 00:47:06,357 * ready, ready, ready, ready 823 00:47:06,391 --> 00:47:07,959 * 824 00:47:07,993 --> 00:47:11,329 * ready, ready, ready, ready 825 00:47:11,362 --> 00:47:15,533 * ready, ready 826 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:23,841 * 827 00:47:26,111 --> 00:47:27,245 - so... 828 00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:30,481 Have I atoned for my sins? 829 00:47:30,515 --> 00:47:32,650 - that would take an eternity. 830 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,485 But you sure as hell Get an "A" for effort. 831 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:36,621 - please don't say "Hell." 832 00:47:36,654 --> 00:47:40,992 - by the way, I happen to agree with you. 833 00:47:41,026 --> 00:47:45,163 I was damn lucky to get Those four extra years. 834 00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:48,233 Sure, I'd have liked more. Who wouldn't? 835 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:51,669 But you're going to have A lot more than that. 836 00:47:51,702 --> 00:47:53,371 - did god tell you that? 837 00:47:53,404 --> 00:47:56,641 - actually, he told judy, And she told me. 838 00:47:56,674 --> 00:47:58,143 - judy? 839 00:47:58,176 --> 00:47:59,978 - garland. 840 00:48:00,011 --> 00:48:02,513 They're like this. - [chuckles] 841 00:48:02,547 --> 00:48:04,182 You mean god's a-- 842 00:48:04,215 --> 00:48:07,152 - you didn't hear it From me. 843 00:48:08,719 --> 00:48:10,655 [laughs] 844 00:48:10,688 --> 00:48:12,590 - ow! 845 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,126 Ow. 846 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,162 - you okay? 847 00:48:20,331 --> 00:48:22,667 - yeah, I'll be all right. 848 00:48:22,700 --> 00:48:25,603 I heard it On the best authority. 849 00:48:28,106 --> 00:48:30,475 [sighs] 850 00:48:31,709 --> 00:48:33,278 So did you fuck tom cruise? 851 00:48:33,311 --> 00:48:38,283 - [chuckles] Everybody knows he's not gay. 852 00:48:38,316 --> 00:48:39,717 - adrien brody? 853 00:48:39,750 --> 00:48:43,688 - nice, but alas... 854 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:44,956 - tobey maguire? 855 00:48:44,990 --> 00:48:48,026 - please. - what? 856 00:48:48,059 --> 00:48:50,295 - [whispers] Connor james. 857 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:51,963 - [laughs] 858 00:48:51,997 --> 00:48:53,498 No shit. - mm-hmm. 859 00:48:53,531 --> 00:48:57,302 [both chuckle] 860 00:48:57,335 --> 00:49:00,738 - sounds like you had A most excellent adventure. 861 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:05,610 - sounds like you did too. - [sighs] 862 00:49:05,643 --> 00:49:10,048 Bicycling down Life's endless highways... 863 00:49:10,081 --> 00:49:12,650 I had time to think. 864 00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:13,718 - oh? 865 00:49:13,751 --> 00:49:17,622 - about what I'd do differently 866 00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:21,359 If I survived cancer... 867 00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:24,062 And sleeping in a tent. 868 00:49:24,095 --> 00:49:26,497 - equally unpleasant, I agree. 869 00:49:28,233 --> 00:49:31,136 But now that you have, What did you decide? 870 00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:36,741 - the first thing I'd do differently... 871 00:49:36,774 --> 00:49:38,509 Is the bedroom. 872 00:49:38,543 --> 00:49:40,345 [chuckles] 873 00:49:40,378 --> 00:49:43,348 And get rid of that thing Over the bed. 874 00:49:43,381 --> 00:49:47,152 - yeah, it's very '90s. I agree. 875 00:49:47,185 --> 00:49:49,520 - [groans] 876 00:49:49,554 --> 00:49:54,192 And then I'd like To spend more time with my son. 877 00:49:55,393 --> 00:49:56,761 He's at an age now 878 00:49:56,794 --> 00:50:01,632 Where he needs A strong, masculine influence. 879 00:50:01,666 --> 00:50:04,669 Especially being raised By a couple of dykes. 880 00:50:06,571 --> 00:50:10,541 I mean, He's got to know about armani... 881 00:50:10,575 --> 00:50:12,810 Gucci, prada, 882 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:17,182 Not just football And engine-tuning. 883 00:50:17,215 --> 00:50:19,650 - unquestionably. 884 00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:22,453 Any other decisions? [can sets on counter] 885 00:50:22,487 --> 00:50:24,422 [can opens] 886 00:50:25,590 --> 00:50:29,560 - I want you To move back in. 887 00:50:29,594 --> 00:50:31,262 - huh? 888 00:50:31,296 --> 00:50:32,563 - I said I'd like it 889 00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:35,300 If you and I Were to live together. 890 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,268 - [chuckles] 891 00:50:37,302 --> 00:50:38,536 Are you proposing? 892 00:50:38,569 --> 00:50:39,804 - course not. 893 00:50:39,837 --> 00:50:41,672 With the sudden And unexpected plethora 894 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:42,707 Of gay marriages, 895 00:50:42,740 --> 00:50:45,443 I'd hate to add to the glut. 896 00:50:45,476 --> 00:50:47,445 All this running Back and forth 897 00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:51,682 Between here and daphne's is Time-consuming and inconvenient. 898 00:50:51,716 --> 00:50:53,584 I mean, just last week, You forgot your socks 899 00:50:53,618 --> 00:50:56,587 And had to borrow A pair of mine. 900 00:50:57,755 --> 00:51:01,192 And... 901 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:03,828 As for the times When you're not around, 902 00:51:03,861 --> 00:51:07,532 I wouldn't particularly mind it If you were. 903 00:51:09,334 --> 00:51:10,635 - I've been waiting For you to ask me that 904 00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:14,272 Since the first night You brought me here. 905 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:22,247 - well, then what do you say? 906 00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:24,715 Should I make room In my drawers 907 00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,651 For your drawers? 908 00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,161 - [chuckles] 909 00:51:48,639 --> 00:51:51,776 - ben? 910 00:51:56,181 --> 00:51:58,916 Ben? 911 00:51:58,949 --> 00:52:02,753 - [groans] Hmm? 912 00:52:02,787 --> 00:52:05,823 - I was just seeing If you were asleep. 913 00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:09,360 - I'm wide awake... 914 00:52:09,394 --> 00:52:12,363 Now. 915 00:52:12,397 --> 00:52:14,899 Are you okay? - I don't know. 916 00:52:14,932 --> 00:52:18,169 I just can't seem To settle down, you know? 917 00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:19,770 Too much excitement, I guess. 918 00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,806 - ah. 919 00:52:21,839 --> 00:52:24,575 It has been pretty eventful. 920 00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:28,313 - no shit. My head is spinning. 921 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:31,282 The ride and the baby 922 00:52:31,316 --> 00:52:32,683 And the wedding. 923 00:52:32,717 --> 00:52:35,686 - can you believe We're really married? 924 00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:40,191 - are we? 925 00:52:40,225 --> 00:52:42,593 Really? 926 00:52:45,830 --> 00:52:48,966 - of course we are. 927 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:51,836 - but we don't live in canada. We live here. 928 00:52:51,869 --> 00:52:55,306 So is it... 929 00:52:55,340 --> 00:52:56,541 Still real? 930 00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:59,710 - let me ask you a question. 931 00:52:59,744 --> 00:53:03,814 Even if it was real For just a day, 932 00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:06,451 Was it worth it? 933 00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:11,656 [chuckles] 934 00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:15,426 - so worth it. 935 00:53:15,460 --> 00:53:17,595 - it won't be long Before it happens here. 936 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:20,731 It's all beginning, 937 00:53:20,765 --> 00:53:23,334 And we're part of it. 938 00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:34,979 - you know, Come to think of it, 939 00:53:35,012 --> 00:53:38,483 We never really had A proper wedding night. 940 00:53:39,884 --> 00:53:42,987 - sure, we did. 941 00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:45,723 Shivering in our tent. 942 00:53:45,756 --> 00:53:49,294 Hmm. On our little air mattresses. 943 00:53:50,795 --> 00:53:53,364 - I think We can do better than that. 944 00:53:53,398 --> 00:53:55,700 - mm? 945 00:53:57,368 --> 00:54:00,338 [far horizon] 946 00:54:00,371 --> 00:54:02,740 * 947 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:06,344 - * far beyond horizons Out of view * 948 00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:10,548 * all the stories long ago Are still not coming true * 949 00:54:10,581 --> 00:54:13,751 * far beyond horizons You can see * 950 00:54:13,784 --> 00:54:18,022 * things you figured you outgrew Were never meant to be * 951 00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:19,790 * when you close your eyes At night * 952 00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:21,759 * to wish you may And wish you might * 953 00:54:21,792 --> 00:54:25,430 * be sleeping, be sleeping 954 00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:27,832 * like fairy tales You thought could not be true * 955 00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:29,367 * the dreams that you forgot 956 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:33,037 * safe keeping, safe keeping 957 00:54:33,070 --> 00:54:36,974 * far beyond, sight unseen 958 00:54:37,007 --> 00:54:40,645 * you go home To a place you've never been * 959 00:54:40,678 --> 00:54:44,649 * far beyond, out of view 960 00:54:44,682 --> 00:54:48,453 * all the stories Still come true * 961 00:54:48,486 --> 00:54:51,989 * 962 00:54:52,022 --> 00:54:54,725 * no 963 00:54:54,759 --> 00:54:59,864 * still come true 964 00:54:59,897 --> 00:55:03,534 * 965 00:55:03,568 --> 00:55:05,102 * when you close your eyes At night * 966 00:55:05,135 --> 00:55:07,071 * to wish you may And wish you might * 967 00:55:07,104 --> 00:55:10,808 * be sleeping, be sleeping 968 00:55:10,841 --> 00:55:13,110 * like fairy tales You thought could not be true * 969 00:55:13,143 --> 00:55:14,679 * the dreams that you forgot 970 00:55:14,712 --> 00:55:18,616 * safe keeping, safe keeping 971 00:55:18,649 --> 00:55:20,685 * no 972 00:55:20,718 --> 00:55:28,659 * 973 00:55:33,898 --> 00:55:37,034 * far beyond horizons Out of view * 974 00:55:37,067 --> 00:55:41,572 * all the stories long ago Are still not coming true * 975 00:55:41,606 --> 00:55:44,842 * far beyond horizons You can see * 976 00:55:44,875 --> 00:55:48,613 * things you figured you outgrew Were never meant to be * 977 00:55:51,015 --> 00:55:52,717 * when you close your eyes At night * 978 00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,719 * to wish you may And wish you might * 979 00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:58,456 * be sleeping, be sleeping 980 00:55:58,489 --> 00:56:00,758 * like fairy tales You thought could not be true * 981 00:56:00,791 --> 00:56:02,126 * the dreams that you forgot 982 00:56:02,159 --> 00:56:06,163 * safe keeping, safe keeping 983 00:56:06,196 --> 00:56:10,000 * far beyond, sight unseen 984 00:56:10,034 --> 00:56:13,871 * you go home To a place you've never been * 985 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:17,742 * far beyond, out of view 986 00:56:17,775 --> 00:56:21,546 * all the stories Still come true * 987 00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:25,516 * far beyond, sight unseen 988 00:56:25,550 --> 00:56:29,086 * you go home To a place you've never been * 989 00:56:29,119 --> 00:56:32,890 * far beyond, out of view 990 00:56:32,923 --> 00:56:36,761 * all the stories Still come true * 991 00:56:36,794 --> 00:56:39,630 * 992 00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:44,935 * still come true